Look, some fellow bloggers are doing my dream and opening a yarn store! WoolWinders: A Knitting Salon, set to open in the fall, is owned by Jackie and her friend. I am bright green right now.
Ok, so I cast off the funnel neck and weave in the end. Weave in one of the shoulder ends. Turn the top over to weave in the other end and yell, "OH MY GOD!" -- the two shoulders don't match! One one side I cast off 11 stitches, on the other, only 9. So one shoulder is much wider than the other, and the funnel neck is not centered. Here we go back to the frog pond. . .